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The next branch is the Media. They are powerful because of their exposés and shit that they show to the brainwashed citizens for more money. Of course they only do their exposes if the corrupt politicians involved refuse to pay them. The most powerful person in this group is Ben Tulfo - host of the TV sitcom "Bitag"(Bullshit). However, the politicians became aware of his show and his blitzkrieg tactics in his exposes and was able to outwit him in his own game. Ben Tulfo,Danielle Mendoza being the genius that he is, devised a brilliant countermeasure by changing the name of his show to "Bitag: X-treme" (Bullshit: More Extreme than that shit) - it was a huge victory for Ben Tulfo thus earning him the title of Genghis Khan: Leader of the Brainwashed.
Ben Tulfo, by the way, is the son of Mama Monchang and Rey Pumaloy. His show "Bitag"(Bullshit) and "Bitag: X-treme"(Bullshit: More Extreme than that shit) won several awards including the coveted "Best Comedy Show" in the KBP (Kiking Bagong Pakinis)(or in English:Shining New Armpit) Music Awards.
you're just jealous...what have you done?
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