BEWARE OF BEN TULFO !!!!!!!

BEWARE of TULFO clan!
posted by katyo (Sep 13, 2005 @ 6:48AM) views: 1918 ( excerpt from

http://www.tristancafe.com/forum/15200

ei evryone,

today is the day that i've encountered the most embarrassing and humilating experience in my life (hope wla ng next)...i encountered 1 of the Tulfo brothers, because 1 of our client raise a complaint w/ our co. thru BITAG, i have nothing against the TULFO clan,as a matter of fact i alwys watched their program but after what i experienced today, i want to curse them especially BEN TULFO...i was the one hu answered his col and he introduced himself, and told us that they received complain against our company,so he ask for the name of my boss, i told him that "im nt in the position to give any names" but then he insists to the point that he even "shouted" saying inappropriate words and he is so RUDE!!! ... to retain my professionlism i keep myself calm,polite and told him that we wil answer their questions once we informed the mgt...and then he ask for my name (take note,i already introduced my name b4 the converstion)and also ask what is my position on our firm,after he knew that i was a rank n file employee "only" he told me that "bayaran k lang pla dyan at manggawa lang!", i control my temper not to be rude (n kgaya nya!) for my co.'s sake, i told him "sir i answred ur questions politely and talked to u w/ respect hope i could get a little respect in return" ,he dont even care!!!...after questioning everything and got nothing he just hang-up the phone, w/o properly ended the conversation...what i had today is very degrading and humiliating one(though its just over d fone) because BEN TULFO doesnt know what is the real story between our co. and the complainant, what he only cares about is to "THREATEN AND DEGRADE PEOPLE" to show the i public that he is fearless (feeling nya lang)...to those pipol hu idolized them think not only twice! wla cla sa lugar!!!! daig p nila mga siga sa TONDO at BILIBID! 

Friday, February 12, 2010

MTRCB GICING GICING!!!!

Alam nyo paborito ko panoorin ang showtime..bad trip yang MTRCB na yan at sinuspinde dahil sa mabahong bunganga ni osang. kaso nakakabu-shit yang MTRCB na yan, eh bakit itong ben tulfo "the macho gay" eh kung anu anung kababuyan at kasamaan na lumalabas sa bunganga niyang di nagtu tutbrash eh parang hindi miyembro ng MTRCB.  porke siguro ung channel ni ben bading eh pipichugin kya akala, walang bata na nakakapanuod kung gaano kabastos na talaga naman ka hambog, ka abusado at iresponsableng media. kaya maraming napapatay na reporter eh..mga abusado.  nagtataka din ako kasi, pag nakahawak na ng mikropono itong si ben bading parang ayaw niya talaga pagsalitain ang kausap niya. me episode nga na nabuwisit ako, ung matandang tatanga tanga eh kahit nilalait na sya ni ben bading deadma lang!! put**** eh kung si gloria arroyo dorobo y pandakekak kaya ang harassin ben bading baka pinapatay na siya ni gma! porke ung matanda eh tatanga tanga at wala namang kasalanan, kaso nga itong ben bading ayaw pagsalitain at hinusgahan agad na kasalanan ni tanda kaya ayun ang pobre...na bitag!  ako sa diksiyonaryo ko kasi pag sinabing "bitag", PATAY KA!! MAGHANDA ka na ng malaking pera na padulas at pantapal mo ke ben bading para tigilan nya ang pang bobomba sa iyo. kaya nga isa lang solusyon dito..MTRCB GICING GICING!! ABANGAN SI BEN BADING!!

Philippines' wikipedia

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Ianlopez1115/Philippines

The next branch is the Media. They are powerful because of their exposés and shit that they show to the brainwashed citizens for more money. Of course they only do their exposes if the corrupt politicians involved refuse to pay them. The most powerful person in this group is Ben Tulfo - host of the TV sitcom "Bitag"(Bullshit). However, the politicians became aware of his show and his blitzkrieg tactics in his exposes and was able to outwit him in his own game. Ben Tulfo,Danielle Mendoza being the genius that he is, devised a brilliant countermeasure by changing the name of his show to "Bitag: X-treme" (Bullshit: More Extreme than that shit) - it was a huge victory for Ben Tulfo thus earning him the title of Genghis Khan: Leader of the Brainwashed. 

Ben Tulfo, by the way, is the son of Mama Monchang and Rey Pumaloy. His show "Bitag"(Bullshit) and "Bitag: X-treme"(Bullshit: More Extreme than that shit) won several awards including the coveted "Best Comedy Show" in the KBP (Kiking Bagong Pakinis)(or in English:Shining New Armpit) Music Awards.